Saturday 12 March 2011

RULES

1. Don't draw famous people unless you're really really good at drawing.
2. Have an exciting life so you can draw inspiration from it. This is unlikely to happen.
3. Don't do autobiographical comics as they are mostly shit.
4. Don't be a girl.
5. Don't be a young girl.
6.Don't talk about how hard it is being a girl if you must insist on being a girl. Or else use it as a novelty.
7. Don't be from the UK. Be from 'the states' or Canada.
8. Don't admit that you dislike superhero comics.
9. Don't tell your job you can't come in extra as you're busy 'working on your self published comics'.
10. Don't bother.

3 comments:

  1. oh, and don't draw anything sexual unless you mean it as an invitation to everyone who reads your comics to proposition you, or at least endlessly probe (ha) you about it.

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  2. Thanks Heman, I knew you'd save the day!

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