Thursday, 24 June 2010

duuuh missing text says 'gave him a dirty look'

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

Saturday, 19 June 2010

You wanna buy pretty pretty picture?

I don't mean to overload this blog with a load of old work but if anyone wants some original artwork the most i will charge is 60 dibs (for a big painting), lowest a 10er for a picture.Or less if I like you, maybe even less.

If you like these there are also a few more. Very colourful, I like the use of orange... . They need good homes and they don't want to sit in a dark wardrobe forever. Release them into Narnia or help them out of the closet or something. P.S Also Etsy is pissing me off- I don't own a credit card and don't intend to so how do I register, eh?! Oh and I will do commissions -bend me, shape me, I need dollar and validation.

Thursday, 17 June 2010

Issa bad Kitty!

Here are a few images from 'Floury Potatoes'as mentioned below. Oh, also there are a few copies of 'Contagious'( see older post) left to buy from Eyeball if you email em at That was the shortest run ever and I'm probably not going to print anymore...Let me know also if you want to maybe own a Murphy oil/acrylic painting. I know they'd love new homes.

If you shoot the head you kill the ghoul.

One year ago tomorrow it was my degree show. Ugh. Here is some of the work I showed, as indicated to by my lovely assistant, Fran. I just found a whole bunch of these zombie love drawings in photocopied A5 zine form with a lil story that was my publication requirement. If you want a copy of 'Floury Potatoes' for £2 or your best offer send me an email-

Take this job and shove it, Adios, I'm a ghost, I am headed for the coast.

I told my mum I don't want to live like a stunted adolescent but I kind of do. I've got just over two weeks left in this city now.
I think I lost a thread just then.

Touch It

I'm planning on making a collection of comics etc. on the subject of hiphop and R and B and the 'cultural safari' experience of a white middle class female Urban music fan...

Here I have usurped the imagery from a rap music video and translated it exactly into a comic. Them colours were screeaming out for it. Sue me. Actually, I reckon I'm safe, my tutor at school said if you change an image in at least two ways ( e.g scale, medium)it's legal. That never stopped em sueing Jeff Koons for his 'String of Puppies', a parody to Art Rogers 'Puppies' . Then his ex wife Cicciolina sued him for failing to pay child support. She also said he used her to get famous in an interview one time. She is a politican and also a pornstar.

Easton Arts Trail

Paintings adorned by the lovely Bathsheba.

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

I can't go a day without my sunshine.

Anyone else gonna have work at the Easton Arts Trail this weekend? I am. Old paintings a-go-go, and maybe some other products.

Don't worry ( if anyone's looking at this...hi Brendan) it isn't gonna become one of 'those' blogs with just loads of loads of videos and quotes to show how cool I am for liking stuff. Probably. And if I'm a pussy that's ok coz maybe someday soon I'll put out something good...

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Don't let the Record Label Take You Out to Lunch- Jeffrey Lewis

Don't let the record label take you out to lunch,
you're the one who's got to pay at the end of the day.
And try not to want people to like you too much,
you'll just need more and more flattery to recharge your batteries.
And don't let showmanship get more important than honesty,
if you don't want to be so many singers you see.
You don't have to act crazy to do something amazing,
you can be just like you should and still do something really good.

And even when you know there is nobody listening,
just say it to yourself coz it's good for your health.
I know nothing makes sense if you think too much,
religion, a pigeon, radios and television.
Though it takes so much strength just not to suck,
and not to be a cynic looking for another gimmick.
But you're distraught at the thought of losing everything again,
and they say it's not the way you play the game but if you win.

But don't let the record label take you out to lunch,
coz every sip of soup is gonna to get recouped.
And you get a good review and then you get a bad review,
but don't get suckered either way coz none of them know you.
And don't let the record label take you out to lunch,
coz they'll call you a cab and put it on your tab.
I'm leaving town for a while but I'll be in touch,
one thing I know is true is that I got a lot to do.
And it takes big heart to make great great art,
and I'm just a little dot in the great big pot.
But now that I have started and it's hard to stop,
I'm wondering at night about the wrong and right.

And is somebody your savior if you owe them back a favor,
no they're not, so there's only one choice that you got.
Don't let the record label take you out to lunch,
though the fishes look delicious someone's got to do the dishes.
People might say you're insane or just looking to complain.
And you need them more than they need you,
so don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Everyone has been fair and nice and you consider them a friend,
but everything still has a price and you don't want to overspend.
Coz it's your wallet and your soul when the cheque comes in the end,
no matter what the situation art, love, occupation,
I'll hold off on the hors d'oeuvres, that's not what I'm in it for,
I only want what I deserve, I want no less, I want no more.

Friday, 4 June 2010

Reeevieeew Ooh look it's our first review! 7/10 -awesomez. Also a blackbird just flew into my mum's house on my birthday-surely a good omen.